People call me viper
I live up to my name
Fools dyin' all around me
They gotta change their game
I'm a little tired now
I'll get better soon
There's all these guys around me
All they do is swoon
I'm biding up my strength
No one's even SEEN my power
Attacking me is assaulting a wall
'Cause I'm a freaking tower
These guys I'm with are pretty cool
Balthier's beat is sick
Jim just kinda flails around
Wait, wasn't there a third dick?
I live by the Gemviper code
I'ts written in my blood
If you challenge this royal node
You'll get taken down in the flood
-Lady Krisaga
Hi
ReplyDeleteMy name is Jim
I ain't no generic dude
from, the, Sims
You can take away
all ladders in the pool
But I"ll just climb out, you fucking fool
Cause I'm invincible
I got that S on my chest
Like superwoman
with the S on her breast
And I get every chest
Awsum-dungeon-loot
Or chicken breast
Did I say chicken breast?
That shit is raw
You should cook that shit
Cause nothing you ever spew, is a hit
Cause everything, that leaves your mouth
Comes floun-derin out like a turned off spout
You're just a little teapot short and stout
Please don't make me tip you over and pour you out
You. can't. do. no. dangleeejangleee
Cause with a spout that short and stout
You ain't never gonna get anyone to put out
You need angle
To say "Suck mah dick bitch"
But zero degrees
Equals zero fuckin inches
Underwater basket weavin is your master's degree
Who is your master?
I bet it's not a she
But as for me
I have a master's Pee H Dee
In being cool
And I can spit good rhymes cause I ain't no fool
Cause I'm an A-Plus-awesome-possum
Twas written on my left wrist
Like a one two step Wid a lil twist
Now Superwoman's on my right wrist
Guess what that spells?
It spells ASS
Cause its all I ever get
AND I NEED MORE BASS
So let's go fly fishing
Cause I"m so fly
I can tie my checkered tie using a fly's bowtie
I"m out
Of awesomesickrhyme
And time
Time to call God and
make him a moderator
on my server
Did I mention the server?
It's called http://stuckonisland.blogspot.com/2011/09/
Oh nine so fine and I'm about to make it mine
Cause nobody here's got any better rhymes.
-JIM WAS HERE
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