Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Lady Krisaga Gemviper

People call me viper
I live up to my name
Fools dyin' all around me
They gotta change their game

I'm a little tired now
I'll get better soon
There's all these guys around me
All they do is swoon

I'm biding up my strength
No one's even SEEN my power
Attacking me is assaulting a wall
'Cause I'm a freaking tower

These guys I'm with are pretty cool
Balthier's beat is sick
Jim just kinda flails around
Wait, wasn't there a third dick?

I live by the Gemviper code
I'ts written in my blood
If you challenge this royal node
You'll get taken down in the flood
-Lady Krisaga

2 comments:

  1. Hi
    My name is Jim
    I ain't no generic dude
    from, the, Sims

    You can take away
    all ladders in the pool
    But I"ll just climb out, you fucking fool

    Cause I'm invincible
    I got that S on my chest
    Like superwoman
    with the S on her breast
    And I get every chest
    Awsum-dungeon-loot
    Or chicken breast
    Did I say chicken breast?

    That shit is raw
    You should cook that shit
    Cause nothing you ever spew, is a hit
    Cause everything, that leaves your mouth
    Comes floun-derin out like a turned off spout
    You're just a little teapot short and stout
    Please don't make me tip you over and pour you out

    You. can't. do. no. dangleeejangleee
    Cause with a spout that short and stout
    You ain't never gonna get anyone to put out

    You need angle
    To say "Suck mah dick bitch"
    But zero degrees
    Equals zero fuckin inches

    Underwater basket weavin is your master's degree
    Who is your master?
    I bet it's not a she
    But as for me
    I have a master's Pee H Dee
    In being cool
    And I can spit good rhymes cause I ain't no fool
    Cause I'm an A-Plus-awesome-possum
    Twas written on my left wrist
    Like a one two step Wid a lil twist
    Now Superwoman's on my right wrist

    Guess what that spells?
    It spells ASS
    Cause its all I ever get
    AND I NEED MORE BASS
    So let's go fly fishing
    Cause I"m so fly
    I can tie my checkered tie using a fly's bowtie
    I"m out
    Of awesomesickrhyme
    And time
    Time to call God and
    make him a moderator
    on my server
    Did I mention the server?
    It's called http://stuckonisland.blogspot.com/2011/09/
    Oh nine so fine and I'm about to make it mine
    Cause nobody here's got any better rhymes.

    -JIM WAS HERE

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