Thursday, August 25, 2011
Story (The workshop)
Everyone is in or around the workshop. The elemental is standing in the middle. The two Xill are experimenting with the carnivorous grass. Jim is looking at the machines. Aldrec is picking his nose as he wanders around the machines. Balthier is also idling in the workshop. Time passes, and crickets chirp. A loud noise comes from the floor. The noise is repetitive and metallic.
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The noise is some sick beats. Balthier immediately begins to rap like there's no tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteI listen to the noise to see if i can discern its source, or what may be making the noise. I make a general inquery of "Does anyone know what's makin that noise?"
ReplyDeleteDo I get a rapping skill bonus yet?
ReplyDeleteYes, the bonus you get from now on is a great +Shrifty-Fahve
ReplyDeleteNice Rapping Balthier, I'm more of an opera man myself. I hum a few bars without even realizing it.
ReplyDeletePsh. You can't hum opera. And your not fat enough to sing it either. Automatic 18. You fail, and your throat is sore.
ReplyDeleteBalthier drops some sick beats and attempts to use his advanced rhyming to increase his IQ.
ReplyDeleteListen up y'all. Shit's getting real.
The rhythm and flow of the lava and heat
in this workshop is just gonna add to my beat
Now listen up, kiddos, you're in for a treat
as Balthier tells you how his foes had to beat feet.
~sweet beats~
My manly physique is vis-u-al confection
I hand-crafted my gun using lava's convection
trying me on's more lethal than lethal injections
I'm bros with a golem, bitch, I got connections.
~sweet beats~
I'm the man ladies love and the boys love to hate
Just the sight of my face makes their hearts palpitate
but hey, take me on, if you think I ain't great
I'll add you to my list of whores to masticate.
~sweet beats~
Jim's golem is fearsome and Aldrec ain't no sap
but I'm the one wiping our foes off the map
my laughter's contagious, chumming you up's a snap
I'm the gunpowder joker and the riddler of rap.
~sweet beats~
My beatboxing is but just one of my skills
if you hope to beat me, boy, head for the hills
Just the sound of my voice gives wireflies chills
I'm Balthier, motherfucker, the king of the xills.
Alright, bitches, that's about enough of Balthier for now. No, no, don't worry. He'll be back soon enough. Peace out.
I just came. So did I.
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